The Worldwide Fact: Girls Are Better Than Boys

Girls are better than boys because boys are inferior to girls; most intelligent beings agree with this known fact and the ones that do not are too dimwitted to argue anyway. Usually smaller in stature, the better gender even have a day named after themselves (International Women's Day). Being naturally smarter, not to mention better looking, girls have used their unmatched brainpower to outsmart modern gentlemen anywhere from their homes, to schools, and even society. Teen sensation Justin Bieber recently stated that since women have been allowed to vote in Canada, technological advances worldwide have exponentially evolved. Henceforth, girls are better than boys and any that does not agree with this indisputable fact will give birth to a son.