Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The Worldwide Fact: Girls Are Better Than Boys

Girls are better than boys because boys are inferior to girls; most intelligent beings agree with this known fact and the ones that do not are too dimwitted to argue anyway. Usually smaller in stature, the better gender even have a day named after themselves (International Women's Day). Being naturally smarter, not to mention better looking, girls have used their unmatched brainpower to outsmart modern gentlemen anywhere from their homes, to schools, and even society. Teen sensation Justin Bieber recently stated that since women have been allowed to vote in Canada, technological advances worldwide have exponentially evolved. Henceforth, girls are better than boys and any that does not agree with this indisputable fact will give birth to a son.

3 comments:

  1. "Girls are better than boys because boys are inferior to girls" -begging the question
    "most intelligent beings agree with this known fact" -ad populum
    "Teen sensation Justin Bieber" -appeal to authority

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  2. "Since women have been allowed to vote in Canada, technological advances worldwide have exponentially evolved" = Red herring
    "[People] that do not [agree] are too dimwitted to argue anyway" = Ad hominem
    "Anyone that does not agree ... will give birth to a son" = Post hoc

    Interesting topic! Though I wonder what the meaning behind your work is... :) Nice job

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  3. "Teen sensation Justin Bieber recently stated that since women have been allowed to vote in Canada, technological advances worldwide have exponentially evolved."

    So, because women got the right to vote, men flew to the moon. Probably to have some quiet time. Sounds legit.

    Sadly, Mr.(?) Bieber actually supports his statement by simply making it. It will be hard for girls to say something more stupid.

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